| Episode 1:
The Node Lifeform |
|
| #1 | "I'm
TJ
Barker."
--
TJ |
| #2 | "That's
where
Quinley
comes
in."
--
TJ |
| #3 | "...maybe they spun the ship out
of their own
wool..." -- Quinley |
| #4 | "A Super-Trans-Ionic
Cylinder of
Kepleronium!" -- TJ |
| #5 | "It smells like a...
lifeform?"
-- Quinley |
| #6 | "This lifeform and I have a
plan!" -- Quinley |
| #7 | "How do we know we can
trust
it?" -- TJ |
| #8 | "Nose trust is the highest
trust!" -- TJ |
| #9 | "Our spaceship should be
safe
parked behind this tree!" -- TJ |
| #10 | "Surrender the sheep if you
value your life! Or your form!" -- Quinley |
| #11 | "My ship is breaking into pieces and coming to life?" -- TJ, "You can be my sheep." -- Quinley |
| #12 | "This node is sentient." -- Quinley |
| #13 | "And the right place for
me...
...is flying free."
--
Reality Buffer Node |
| #14 | "Un-buffered!" -- Quinley |
| #15 | "...you should be careful
trusting lifeforms without noses." -- TJ |
| Episode 2:
The Chrono-Scrubber Helmet |
|
| #16 | "A dog's spaceship... ...is
her castle!"
-- TJ |
| "La, la, woofity... Woof,
la,
la!" -- TJ |
|
| #18 | "I took two of the extra
chrono-scrubbers and followed the schematics to
build... This
helmet." -- Quinley |
| #19 |
"I am ashamed." -- TJ &
Quinley |
| #20 |
"How's it look?
Testing... Testing..." -- TJ |
| #21 |
"My brainwave patterns." --
Quinley |
| #22 |
"Hopefully, my fur will be fluffy
enough." -- Quinley |
| #23 |
"Wait... I'm picking
up a
signal!" -- Quinley |
| #24 |
"Great woolly flocks of
sheep in
the sky! It's
me!" -- Quinley |
| #25 |
"Go to the Gateway."
--
Quinley |
| #26 |
"Am I hiding knowledge from
myself to maintain the linear quality of life?" --
Quinley |
| #27 |
"I'll just loosen the base
receptors... ...and... Aaaaaugh!!!!!" |
| #28 |
"My god, Quinley... It's full
of triangles!"
--
TJ |
| #29 |
"Isosceles?" -- Quinley |
| #30 |
"Another lifeform?
*sigh*"
-- TJ |
| Episode 3:
Kelliah |
|
| #31 |
"It sounds... angry." -- TJ |
| #32 |
"Wait a minute! The
blob's
not the lifeform. You are!" -- Quinley |
| #33 |
"Stand back while I subdue
its
harmonic oscillations!" -- Kelliah |
| #34 |
"Fortunately, I'm well
versed in
the fifth law of thermodynamics." -- Kelliah |
| #35 |
"Shall we duet?" -- Kelliah |
| #36 |
"Oooo-OOOO-tiful!" --
Quinley |
| #37 |
"Only a pea-brained dog would think you
could
reharmonize an entangled P-Brane by chewing
on it." --Kelliah |
| #38 |
"I vote for me. As
any logical
creature should." -- Kelliah |
| #39 |
"Any other votes?
No? ... then I declare myself captian by
fiat." -- Kelliah |
| #40 |
"By Newton and Schroedinger, that's
it! Three part harmony!" -- Kelliah |
| #41 |
"Singing?? I love to
sing!" -- TJ |
| #42 |
"A macro-particle!! Horrors!" --
Kelliah |
| #43 |
"A particle anti-particle pair!" --
Kelliah |
| #44 |
"I should have known
there'd be
more than enough uncertainty on this
ship." -- Kelliah |
| #45 |
"All that energy will be
forced
into its kinetic form!" -- Kelliah, "Woah!
Bouncing!" --
Quinley |
| #46 |
"-- we could harness their
kinetic energy to boost our power drive!" -- Quinley |
| #47 |
"That's an idea so crazy
that it
just might --" -- Kelliah |
| #48 |
"I think... ...it's containing me." -- Quinley |
| Episode 4:
The Aetherization Chamber |
|
| #49 |
"It is only the greatest
form of
propulsion EVER!" -- TJ |
| #50 |
"Aetherization is the wave
of
the future!" -- Quinley, "Literally!" -- TJ |
| #51 |
"Aah! Get in there, macro-particle!"
-- TJ |
| #52 |
"The attraction of the
anti-particle is pulling the particle in after it..." --
Quinley |
| #53 |
"It's just physics. We'll
fix it."
-- Quinley |
| #54 |
"Cavalier? My mother
was a
Cavalier King Charles spaniel!" -- TJ |
| #55 |
"No one insults my alpha dog!" --
Quinley |
| #56 |
*SWIPE!* *POW!*
*SLASH!* |
| #57 |
"By all that is scientifically measurable
-- -- HALT!" -- Kelliah |
| #58 |
"Now, now, Quinley.
No
more beating up the cat." -- TJ |
| #59 |
"So, I'll simply generate a
new
shuttle-blob and be on my way." -- Kelliah |
| #60 |
"I'll be sorry to see you
go,
Kelliah." -- Quinley |
| #61 |
"But I'll be back. With Robots." --
Kelliah |
| #62 |
"Airlock cycle preparing to
commence..." -- Quinley |
| #63 |
"TJ, we can discuss your
management style later." -- Quinley |
| #64 |
"This is our Simul-Wave
Projector." -- Quinley |
| #65 |
"Orbitals...
Orbiting... Hey! We're
in orbit!" -- Quinley |
| #66 |
"Well, let's just say our
engine
sounds a lot less sarcastic
than she did." -- Quinley |
| #67 |
"If that were true,
Quinley,
then why did she leave and take her nose with her?" -- TJ |
| #68 |
"I think it's time for
promotions. All around." -- TJ |
| Episode 5: The Libraar | |
| #69 |
"Very well. But
you're
missing out on a chance to get seriously dizzy." --
Quinley |
| #70 |
"There's a giant wall
stretching
out in front of us. Across... space." --
Quinley |
| #71 |
"We Are The Libraar."
--
The Libraar |
| #72 |
"Did I mention the spades?"
--
Quinley |
| #73 |
"What...?
That's... Incomprehensible!!"
-- TJ |
| #74 |
"If I run this
topographical
chromo-matrix through a fast Fourier transform..." --
Quinley |
| #75 |
"You're kidding me,
right?
You've heard of a tesserabacus." -- Quinley |
| #76 |
"This is a tesserabacus."
--
Quinley |
| #77 |
"I can't believe you made
it
through space school without one of these." -- Quinley |
| #78 |
"Can I help you... um...
tesser-ate?" - TJ |
| #79 |
"Which frame of reference
would
you like the ship to be upside down relative to?" -- TJ |
| #80 |
"Carry the prime...
Tak
the cosine... Forty... Too
many variables!" -- Quinley |
| #81 |
"Meaning the solution is non-scientific and verbal." -- Quinley |
| #82 |
"Please! Our answer
is: please!"
-- TJ |
| Episode 6:
Central Grey Command |
|
| #83 |
"We're picking up a
signal. It carries the signature of Central Grey
Command!" --
Quinley |
| #84 |
"It's a distress call." --
Quinley |
| #85 |
"Our job is not question --
but
to answer that
signal." -- TJ |
| #86 |
"In all fairness, Captain,
that's not the graminoids' fault." -- Quinley |
| #87 |
"Graminoids are paragons of
peaceful coexistence!" -- Quinley |
| #88 |
"Keplerooooonium!
Where
are
yoooooou?" -- TJ |
| #89 |
"This is it. The
source of
the distress call." -- Quinley |
| #90 |
"Of course, that would
probably
destroy all the Kepleronium in the universe. But,
hey! Why
not?" -- Quinley |
| #91 |
"Oh, no. Not again."
--
Quinley |
| #92 |
"TJ, I am my future self."
-- Quinley |
| #93 |
"Thank Dog! Someone
got
our signal." -- C-Star |
| #94 |
"You can call us Juno and
C-Star." -- C-Star |
| #95 |
"There weren't even
3-dimensions
in there!" -- C-Star |
| #96 |
"It's all the same in a
toroidal
timescape." -- Quinley |
| #97 |
"My life is a chrono-trauma."
-- Quinley |
| #98 |
"Shall I get the
world-injector,
Admiral Juno?" -- C-Star |
| #99 |
"Flying frisbees!
That
must be the source of the Kepleronium readings our ship
detected!" -- TJ |
| #100 |
"We'll come back to this
sector
when you're done." -- Juno |
| #101 |
"Now, get to work, and we
must
be off!" -- Juno |
| Episode 7:
The Cloning Chamber |
|
| #102 |
"Okay... I just have
a few
questions first..." -- Quinley |
| #103 |
"TJ, I wish I could help
you,
but the last thing I remember is putting on my
chrono-scrubber helmet."
-- Quinley |
| #104 |
"You mean you don't
remember
saying all that weird stuff about toroidal timescapes?" --
TJ |
| #105 |
"That whole time-loop thing
is
over and behind us, right? Right?"
--
TJ |
| #106 |
"If you're stuck in a
time-loop
in the past... Then, we better find a way to rescue
you." -- TJ |
| #107 |
"As you suggested, I've
built a
cloning chamber." -- Quinley |
| #108 |
"So, I've programmed the
cloning
chamber to create a double-X copy of my genome." --
Quinley |
| #109 |
"It'll be like a Quinley
convention!" -- Quinley |
| #110 |
"What if you no longer need
me,
because you have a much older, wiser Quinley to replace
me?" -- Quinley |
| #111 |
"When... did this happen?"
--
Zendi |
| #112 |
"Time is circles. I need the circles. Start again." -- Zendi |
| #113 |
"How about we call you Quinleyetta?" -- TJ |
| #114 |
"Well, I suppose I would
kind of
like being called "Zendi."" --Zendi |
| #115 |
"I told you about Zendi
myself? While we were in the time loop?" -- TJ |
| #116 |
"Zendi was TJ's imaginary
friend." -- Zendi |
| #117 |
"So... the Zendi previously
known as Quinley will be your best friend squared?" --
Quinley |
| #118 |
"You'll both get used to
being
back in the normal flow of time... with... um... time." -- TJ |
| #119 |
"I'll... catch up with
you... in
a minute." -- Zendi |
| #120 |
"Sacred circles, begin again." --
Zendi |
| #121 |
"It was C-Star. And
Juno. They broke your machine." -- Zendi |
| #122 |
"I believe the technical
term
would be "chrono-dizzy."" -- Quinley |
| #123 |
"Unanswered
questions.
Such a strange concept." -- Zendi |
| #124 |
"As for the planet...
I'm
sure I could locate one for you. I'm just not sure I
should." --
Zendi |
| #125 |
"If we don't accidentally
start
a war with them... She will." -- Zendi |
| Episode 8:
Robo-Birthday |
|
| #126 |
"Instead, we should seek
out
those cats and forge a peace treaty." -- TJ |
| #127 |
"But, we don't have any
experience with diplomacy or peace treaties." -- Quinley |
| #128 |
"Well, I guess we chould
try to
track Kelliah's shuttle-blobule..." -- Quinley |
| #129 |
"A closet wouldn't be
nearly
secure enough for such delicate scientific equipment." --
Quinley |
| #130 |
"I remember... remembering
her."
-- Zendi |
| #131 |
"I know you used that time
well,
even if it was torturous for you." -- Quinley |
| #132 |
"The particle trail is
thinning..." -- Zendi |
| #133 |
"Didn't Kelliah say that
her
robots had laser eyes?"
-- TJ |
| #134 |
"What if her robot tries
to... laser-eye
us... or something?" -- TJ |
| #135 |
"Hey there robot!" --
Quinley |
| #136 |
"TJ was right about you."
--
Quinley |
| #137 |
"Breep-pow. Laser power up sequence commencing." -- AF-100 |
| #138 |
"Breep-eep. Laser powered down." -- AF-100 |
| #139 |
"Peace is best achieved through the threat of LASERS." -- AF-100 |
| #140 |
"Robots don't have birthdays." -- AF-100 |
| #141 |
"In fact, Quinley gives a
birthday present to our ship every year." -- TJ |
| #142 |
"My master warned me about
your
singing... So, no." -- AF-100 |
| #143 |
"Just let down your
firewall and
the ship computer will automatically begin uploading your
new heart!"
-- Quinley |
| #144 |
"If it weren't so sad and
ironic, I'd tell you to follow
your
heart." -- Quinley |
| #145 |
"And laser wounds don't go
well
with birthdays." -- Zendi |
| #146 |
"...and, now, you won't
even
celebrate your birthday with us." -- TJ |
| #147 |
"Yay! Happy birthday,
AF-100!" -- Quinley |
| #148 |
"Is that anger I'm
seeing?
An angry, laser wielding robot?" -- TJ |
| #149 |
"Ah, a confused and overwhelmed,
laser
wielding robot, then." -- Zendi |
| #150 |
"Ask me if I'm a
brontallion
mega-sheep." -- AF-100 |
| #151 |
"It's like looking down a
hall
of mirrors. Be a sheep... Herd the
sheep... Be a
sheep..." -- Zendi |
| #152 |
"Nice. A robot escort!
We'll be starting this peace treaty in
style." -- TJ |
Bonus:
Holiday Strips
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